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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?



Golden Retriever

Golden Retriever

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


Border Collie

Border Collie

Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


Dachshund

Dachshund

You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


Rottweiler

Rottweiler

Make me!



Boxer

Boxer

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


Lab

Lab

Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


German Shepherd

German Shepherd

I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


Jack Russell Terrier

Jack Russell Terrier

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


Old English Sheep Dog

Old English Sheep Dog

Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!


Cocker Spaniel

Cocker Spaniel

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Chihuahua

Chihuahua

Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Translation: "We don't need no stinking light bulb."


Greyhound

Greyhound

It isn't moving. Who cares?


Australian Cattle Dog

Australian Cattle Dog

First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


Poodle

Poodle

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:


Puss Puss

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!


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Submitted via email: 2006
First Published: 21st September 2006
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