Issue 49 - Hoax-Slayer Newsletter
Issue 49: March, 2005
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Plastics Cancer Link Email
I have briefly discussed some aspects of the email forward below
in a previous issue of the newsletter. However, I regularly
receive many emails that enquire about the veracity of the
information it contains. Therefore, I feel the subject warrants
a more thorough treatment.
An earlier variant of this hoax referred only to the freezing of plastic water bottles. This later version has added on spurious information about using plastics in microwave ovens as well. Both versions contain false and misleading information.
Rolf Halden of the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health has expertly
debunked the rumour linking plastic bottles to cancer. According to Halden the claim is an urban legend. He explains that:
Freezing actually works against the release of chemicals. Chemicals do not diffuse as readily in cold temperatures, which would limit chemical release if there were dioxins in plastic, and we don't think there are.
Experts also contradict the claim that using plastics in microwaves can cause dioxins to leech into the food.
According to Edward Machuga, Ph.D, of the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA),
The FDA has seen no evidence that plastic containers or films contain dioxins and knows of no reason why they would. The general consensus is that using plastic containers or plastic wrap in microwaves is not dangerous, so long as microwave safe plastics are used and manufacturers guidelines are followed. The FDA article
does admit that substances in plastics can leach into food. However, the FDA does not consider this to be a significant risk to humans. The
FDA article maintains that:
The agency has assessed migration levels of substances added to regulated plastics and has found the levels to be well within the margin of safety based on information available to the agency.
The email also claims that Saran Wrap "drips poisonous toxins" into the food when used in a microwave. SC Johnson, the makers of Saran® plastic wrap has strongly refuted this claim and has released the following statement.
S. C. Johnson & Son, Inc.
1525 Howe Street
Racine, WI 53403-2236
262.260.2000
July 30, 2004
Statement Regarding Plastics in the Microwave Hoax
. In 2002, SC Johnson became aware of an e-mail that was being
widely circulated, which warned consumers about the alleged
dangers of using plastics in the microwave. This e-mail claimed
that the combination of fat, high heat and plastics releases dioxin
into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body, thereby
increasing the risk of producing cancerous cells. SC Johnson has
researched these claims and it is clear that the information is
not only misleading, but also unnecessarily alarms consumers.
. When used in the microwave, there is no trace level migration of
dioxins from any Saran™ or Ziploc® product. We know this because
these products are 100% dioxin-free. You also should be aware that
dioxins can only be formed when chlorine is combined with extremely
high temperatures, such as the temperatures generated in waste
incinerators. Those incinerators produce temperatures of more than
1,500 degrees Fahrenheit, an extreme temperature that even the most
powerful consumer microwave ovens are unable to produce.
. Our Saran™ and Ziploc® products can be used with confidence when
label directions are followed. All Saran™Wraps, Ziploc® Containers
and microwaveable Ziploc® Bags meet the safety requirements of the
U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for temperatures associated
with defrosting and reheating food in microwave ovens, as well as
room, refrigerator, and freezer temperatures.
. For more information, please contact Kelly Semrau, Vice President,
Public Affairs and Communication at 262-260-2102.
I have labelled this email forward as false for the following reasons:
- The email falsely claims that freezing water in plastic containers causes dioxins to enter the liquid.
- The email makes statements about a particular product, Saran Wrap, that have been effectively proven to be untrue by the company that makes the product.
- Dr. Edward Fujimoto is a real person who apparently did make at least some of the statements attributed to him. However, although Dr. Fujimoto told TruthorFiction.com that he had evidence supporting his claims, the article notes that he has so far failed to produce this alleged evidence. It appears that his claims remain unsubstantiated. To my knowledge, they have never been backed up by any sort of credible scientific studies. In fact, experts in the field have resoundingly refuted his claims. If credible scientific information backing up the claims in the email had been presented, the FDA, and other health authorities worldwide, would have certainly re-examined the issue. The previously mentioned FDA article states that the FDA will revisit its safety evaluation if new scientific information raises concerns. Apparently, no such scientific information has been forthcoming.
- The email makes no effort to back up the information it contains with any sort of checkable references.
- Some versions of the email (including the example below) claim that the information is endorsed by John Hopkins University and /or the Walter Reed Army Medical Center. However, I have found no evidence to support this claim. Earlier versions of the email did not include this supposed endorsement, so it appears that someone has added it to the message in an attempt to make the information sound more believable.
- The mainstream media and the medical establishment remain relatively silent on the issue in spite of the fact
that versions of the email have been circulating for several years. If the information in the email had been proven to be true, or even partially substantiated by credible medical studies, then it would almost certainly be widely publicized in a variety of media. If true, informing the public about health risks associated with the use of plastics would certainly not be left to the random forwarding of a poorly written email.
Therefore, in my opinion, the information in this email forward should not be taken seriously.
The misinformation contained in the email clearly identifies it as just one more among the many bogus warnings that continually circulate around cyberspace.
However, while the claims in this email forward are demonstrably untrue, alarmist and highly misleading, it is important to keep in mind that not all plastics are necessarily safe to use in microwave ovens. As stated earlier in the article, plastics are considered by experts to be safe to use in microwave ovens
so long as microwave safe plastics are used and manufacturers guidelines are followed. However, some plastic containers - such as those that hold meals from fast-food outlets, or cold food receptacles such as margarine tubs - may not be suitable for microwave use. The American Plastics Council has information and resources about safely using
plastics in the microwave oven on its website.
This email is not the only chain letter that makes bogus claims about the dangers of plastic containers. Another email forward falsely claims that simply
reusing plastic bottles can lead to the ingestion of cancer causing chemical agents. In fact, there are a number of myths and rumours associated with the use of plastics. For more information about plastic related myths, visit
plasticsmythbuster.org.
Further information:
FW: Cancer News from John Hopkins
No plastics in micro
No water bottles in freezer.
No plastic wrap in micro
Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in their newsletters worth noting... This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
Dioxin Carcinogens cause cancer, especially breast cancer. Don't freeze your plastic water bottles with water as this also releases dioxins in the plastic.
Dr. Edward Fujimoto from Castle hospital was on a TV program explaining this health hazard. (He is the manager of the Wellness Program at the hospital.)
He was talking about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers.
This applies to foods that contain fat. He said that the combination
fat, high heat and plastics releases dioxins into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body. Dioxins are carcinogens and highly toxic to the cells of our bodies. Instead, he recommends using glass, Corning Ware, or ceramic containers for heating food. You get the same results, without the dioxins.
So such things as TV dinners, instant ramen and soups,
should be removed from the container and heated in something else. Paper isn't bad but you don't know what is in the paper. It's just safer to use tempered glass, Corning Ware, etc. He said we might remember when some of the fast food restaurants moved away from the foam containers to paper. The dioxin problem is one of the reasons.
To add to this, Saran wrap placed over foods as they are nuked, with the high heat, actually drips poisonous toxins into the food, use paper towels.
Pass this on to your family & friends & those that are important in your life!
Help Fight Scammers
Every week, I get a considerable number of email enquiries
regarding various types of Internet scams. Unfortunately, quite
a few of these are from desperate people who have already sent
money to scammers and are seeking help to recover their lost
funds. Sadly, there is virtually nothing that I can do to help
victims except advise them to take their case to the police. In
fact, even law enforcement authorities may be powerless to help
victims.
Naturally, with regard to Internet scams, prevention is much
better than any cure. And the key to prevention is simply
education. As computer systems become cheaper, more and more
people are getting online. Thousands of new computer users are
joining the Internet every day and these people are especially
vulnerable. As well, even experienced users may have
dangerous gaps in their knowledge with regard to the ways of
Internet scammers.
As computer users, perhaps we all have a certain responsibility
to help fight Internet scammers. You can help by:
- Making sure that you understand how common Internet scams work.
- Helping to educate others about these common Internet scams.
To that end, I have created a web page that features a brief
overview of major types of Internet scams and includes links
to more information. The article is intended as an introduction
to the ways of Internet scammers for those that may not be
aware of how they operate.
I am extending full reprint rights to this article. This
means that you can freely copy the article and send it via
email, include it on your website, blog, discussion group
or newsletter, print copies of it to give to your friends
or include it in paper publications.
Alternatively, you can simply provide a link to the article.
Don't underestimate the power of personal communication as a
method of disseminating information.
YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
I'm very pleased to say that along with the sadder stories from
victims, I also receive quite a few "thank-you" emails from
people who have narrowly avoided becoming scam victims because
of information they found on the Hoax-Slayer website.
eBay Phisher Scam Emails
The message below is typical examples of an almost continual
barrage of phisher scams that target online auction site, eBay.
The links in the scam emails leads to a fake website that closely resembles the real eBay login screen.
Those who do "login" to the fake site are presented with a form that asks for sensitive personal information including address data and ATM card details. The screenshots below display parts of one of these fraudulent forms. Unlike a real eBay form, the page is not a secure site. The Internet criminals running the scam will collect any information entered into these fake forms.
More information about these fraudulent activities is available on the eBay website.
Phisher scammers target many financial institutions and online
entities almost continually. At any one time, there may be a number
of different scam email versions all directed at a particular bank
or online company. Be wary of
any email that asks you to provide
sensitive personal information such as banking details. Most
legitimate companies would not request such information from
customers via email. To find out more about phisher scams and
access more examples, click the link below.
Your credit/debit card information must be updated
Dear eBay Member,
We recently noticed one or more attempts to log in to your eBay
account from a foreign IP address and we have reasons to believe
that your account was used by a third party without your authorization.
If you recently accessed your account while traveling, the unusual
login attempts may have been initiated by you
The login attempt was made from:
IP address: *******
ISP Host: *********
By now, we used many techniques to verify the accuracy of the
information our users provide us when they register on the Site.
However, because user verification on the Internet is difficult,
eBay cannot and does not confirm each user's purported identity.
Thus, we have established an offline verification system o help
you evaluate with who you are dealing with.
click on the link below, fill the form and then submit as we will
verify
LINK REMOVED
Please save this fraud alert ID for your reference
Please Note - If you choose to ignore our request, you leave us no
choice but to temporally suspend your account.
* Please do not respond to this e-mail as your reply will not be
received.
Respectfully,
Trust and Safety Department
eBay Inc.
The above message arrives in HTML format as shown in the screenshot below:
Slow Dance Charity Hoax
The email forward included below is just one more in a long line of silly hoaxes which claim that an email is being tracked in some way and that money will be donated every time a message is forwarded. Such claims are simply absurd. No legitimate company or organization would agree to donate money based on how many times a particular email is forwarded. Furthermore, there is no reliable, or ethical, method of tracking the journey of one particular email that may ultimately be forwarded thousands of times.
Any message that attempts to convince recipients that a charitable campaign relies on the random forwarding of an email is almost certainly a hoax.
"Slow Dance", the poem tacked onto the top of the email, was not written by "a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital". In fact, the piece was penned by
David L. Weatherford, poet and child psychologist. "Slow Dance"
can be viewed on the poet's website.
The American Cancer Society has denied any involvement and has
the following disclaimer on its website:
The email is thought to be a revised version of an email that has been around in some form or another since at least 1997. The American Cancer Society is in no way involved in this effort, and never lends its name to chain emails. We certainly do understand the good intentions of those who respond to the email, and hope people who do want to help will find legitimate ways to assist the millions of cancer patients who rely on reputable organizations to improve the daily lives of cancer survivors, and reduce the suffering caused by cancer.
Furthermore, the email was not sent by Dr. Dennis Sheilds as claimed. Although Dr. Dennis Sheilds is a real person, and a faculty member at the Albert Einstein College Of Medicine, it appears that his name was added to the message without his permission. A
page on the AECOM website states that:
Dr. Dennis Sheilds is a faculty member at AECOM and he does have an e-mail address.
However, information received from earlier complaints show that his name was signed to the message but it was not sent from his e-mail address.
This suggests that this message is a forgery.
The hoax appears to have evolved out of an earlier hoax that named the dying child as Jessica Mydek (See example below).
According to the ACS,
The story of Jessica Mydek has never been substantiated. The American Cancer Society does not endorse fundraising efforts using chain letters of any kind.
This email and others like it should be deleted rather than forwarded.
Subject: FW: Slow Dance
This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital.
It was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM.
SLOW DANCE
Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift.....
Thrown away.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.
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FORWARDED E-MAILS ARE TRACKED TO OBTAIN THE TOTAL COUNT.
Dear All:
PLEASE pass this mail on to everyone you know - even to those you don't know!
It is the request of a special girl who will soon leave this world due to cancer. This young girl has 6 months left to live, and as her dying wish, She wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live their life to the fullest, since she never will.
She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a family of her own. By you sending this to as many people as possible, you can give her and her family a little hope, because with every name that this is sent to, The American Cancer Society will donate 3 cents per name to her treatment and recovery plan.
One guy sent this to 500 people! So I know that we can at least send it to 5 or 6 ---
It's not even your money, just your time!
PLEASE PASS ON AS A LAST REQUEST
Dr. Dennis Shields, Professor
Department of Developmental and Molecular Biology
Albert Einstein College of Medicine of Yeshiva University
1300 Morris Park Avenue
Bronx, New York 10461
Earlier Version:
LITTLE JESSICA MYDEK IS SEVEN YEARS OLD AND IS SUFFERING FROM AN ACUTE AND VERY RARE CASE OF CEREBRAL CARCINOMA. THIS CONDITION CAUSES SEVERE MALIGNANT BRAIN TUMORS AND IS A TERMINAL ILLNESS. THE DOCTORS HAVE GIVEN HER SIX MONTHS TO LIVE.
AS PART OF HER DYING WISH, SHE WANTED TO START A CHAIN LETTER TO INFORM PEOPLE OF THIS CONDITION AND TO SEND PEOPLE THE MESSAGE TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND ENJOY EVERY MOMENT, A CHANCE THAT SHE WILL NEVER HAVE. FURTHERMORE, THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY AND SEVERAL CORPORATE SPONSORS HAVE AGREED TO DONATE THREE CENTS TOWARD CONTINUING CANCER RESEARCH FOR EVERY NEW PERSON THAT GETS FORWARDED THIS MESSAGE. PLEASE GIVE JESSICA AND ALL CANCER VICTIMS A CHANCE.
IF THERE ARE ANY QUESTIONS, SEND THEM TO THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY AT ACS@AOL.COM
Alphabetical List of Lottery Scam Examples
As noted earlier in the newsletter, a great number of people fall
victim to lottery scammers every day. In order to thwart the
scammers in some small way, I have recently constructed a web page
that consists of an alphabetical list of lottery scam examples.
This list contains links to examples of lottery scam emails that
I have collected either via submissions from site visitors or
directly from lottery scammers. New examples are added as soon
as possible after I receive them. The search engines index these
web pages quite quickly, so people seeking information about a
new lottery scam email they have received may hopefully come
across a pertinent example *before* they become victims.
However, it is important to understand that this is by no means a
comprehensive list. The examples listed represent only a
small portion of the thousands of variations that are being or have
been distributed. Lottery scammers are continually creating new
names for their bogus lotteries. As well, they may use variations
of existing names or combine previously used names in many
different ways.
Many lottery scam emails are very similar except for the name of
the bogus lottery and various details such as place names, dates
and contact details. Often, whole paragraphs are repeated in
lottery emails that have completely different names and details.
This strong similarity is one way of quickly identifying a lottery
email as a scam.
If you receive a lottery email that is not listed but proves to
be very similar in format, style and phrasing to one or more of
the included examples, then it is highly probable that the email
is a scam.
The list is still being populated and I have many more examples
to add. You can help by submitting lottery scam examples via the
contact form.
View the lottery scam list
More information about lottery scams in general
Krista Marie Brain Cancer Hoax
The latest version of this hoax arrives as an attractively
presented HTML email complete with a photograph of the supposedly
sick baby.
The baby in the photograph is not named Natalie, nor is she dying of brain cancer. According to an
article about this hoax on Snopes.com, the baby's name is Megan Olivia Cronce who was born in 1998. The perpetrator of this hoax apparently stole her picture from a baby photos website and attached it to the spurious message. The hoax has been circulating since 2002.
This hoax is just one in a whole series of emails that make the absurd claim that a given company will donate money every time a message is sent onward. No legitimate company, including AOL, would consider organizing or supporting a charitable campaign that was based on how often a particular email is forwarded. In any case, there is simply no feasible way to keep track of how many times an individual email is forwarded.
Any email that tries to convince recipients that a donation, prize, or other benefit is somehow contingent upon how many times the message is forwarded is almost certainly a hoax.
Another similar, and equally ridiculous, hoax urges recipients to click the forward button to help fictitious ten-year-old "
Rachel Arlington", who is also purportedly dying of brain cancer. Again, AOL is the company supposedly "tracking" the message and donating accordingly.
Nonsensical emails such as these should be relegated directly to the trash where they belong. Forwarding them achieves nothing except perhaps for the highly undesirable goal of boosting the twisted ego of the imbecile who started the hoax to begin with. Anybody who believes that creating a hoax about a dying child is funny or fulfilling in some way obviously has serious psychological problems.
Dear: All,
Hello, My name is Krista Marie and I have a newborn baby named Nathalie.
She means the world to me, and just recently, the doctors have discovered that my little Nathalie has "Brain Cancer."
Unfortunately my husband and I don't have the money to pay for the bill.
But my husband and I have worked out a deal with AOL and they have agreed to give us 5 cents to each person that received this e-mail.
So please, forward this to everyone you know, and help out my little Nathalie and I.
Thank you.
Yours Sincere :
Krista Marie
*This is NOT a joke e-mail, this is regarding to save a new life. Please dtake this message seriously. Thank you!
A version that arrives as an image file:
Life is Beautiful Hoax Returns
A greatly increased rate of submissions suggests that the old Life
is Beautiful virus hoax email has been revitalized and is once
again duping unwary email recipients around the planet. The hoax
warns that an MS Power Point presentation carried by an apparently
innocent email is actually a destructive virus that will cause
victims to "lose everything in your PC". There is not, nor has
there ever been, a virus like the one described in this hoax email.
There are a number of versions of the hoax, some of which are in
Portuguese, French, Italian and German.
Forwarding false virus warnings such as this one is a waste of
bandwidth and can be counter-productive. The dissemination of fake
virus warnings can result in recipients ignoring or overlooking
legitimate warnings. In some cases, such as the
Teddy Bear Virus Hoax, fake warnings can trick people into deleting legitimate
files from their computers.
If you receive a virus warning via email, always check the veracity
of the warning on an anti-virus or anti-hoax website before
forwarding the email or acting upon any instructions the email
may contain.
Symantec Article
Please Be Extremely Careful especially if using internet mail
such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived
this morning from Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to
everybody you know who accesses the Internet. You may receive an
apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation "Life
is beautiful.pps".
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If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES,
and delete it immediately. if you open this file, a message will
appear on your screen saying: "It is too late now, your
life ! is no longer beautiful",subsequently you will LOSE
EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you gain
access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which
started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. WE NEED TO DO
EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO STOP THIS VIRUS. AOL has already confirmed the
severity,and the antivirus Software's are not capable of destroying it.
The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself "life owner".
PLEASE MAKE A COPY OF THIS EMAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS and PASS IT
ON IMMEDIATELY
Guest Article: The 4 Ws of Junk E-mail
The 4 Ws of Junk E-mail
By Niall Roche
Junk e-mail or spam has become the scourge of the modern computer
world. It eats bandwidth. Spam is like a disease. It doesn't care
about age, religion, wealth. It doesn't discriminate. Junk e-mail
affects us all.
There are 4 keys to the junk mail question – Who, What, Where and
Why.
Who they are
The typical profile of a junk mail sender is as follows. Male,
18 – 30 years of age, single, technically competent and with
little regard for their status as a public nuisance. There are
female junk mailers out there but, unfortunately, this is
predominantly a male preserve.
What they use to send spam
There are many tools available to the spam merchant. The main ones
are e-mail extractors, newsgroup harvesters and CD lists.
E-mail extractors are programs which wander around the Internet
gathering e-mail addresses from websites and often from web based
forums (unprotected forums). A "good" e-mail extractor can gather
15,000 e-mail addresses per hour.
Newsgroup harvesters are programs which search through newsgroups
for valid e-mail addresses. Most newsgroups users are aware of this
and take measures to counteract these harvesting programs. Despite
these measures a newsgroup harvester application can gather 20,000
– 30,000 e-mail addresses in an hour.
CD lists are one of the worst sources. 90 million e-mail addresses
available on a single CD for as little as $20. A lot of the addresses
on these CDs would be junk (many would no longer exist) but an
equally large number of these addresses would be valid. A CD like
this is a junk mailers dream.
Where they do it from
Those involved in sending out bulk e-mail are "entrepreneurs" or at
least they think so. The vast majority of those involved in the spam
business are self-employed and work from home. Sending spam is almost
the ideal home based business. You name your hours and the business
itself is almost automatic. Maximum gain from minimum effort.
Why they do it in the first place
Their motivation is money. Considerable amounts of cash actually.
Each spammer who sends out 1,000,000 junk e-mails is certain of
approximately 100 sales. Many of the products they sell are worth
$50 - $100 dollars to them in commission. Yes. Shocking isn't it?
The average bulk mailer earns in excess of $100,000 per year! Maximum
return for minimum effort. Unless of course you get caught and get
jail time.
Niall Roche is the content author and owner of
http://www.spam-site.com which reviews and tests
spam filters for the business and end user.
Article Source:
http://EzineArticles.com/
Hoax-Slayer Humour: NEW WORDS AND DEFINITIONS 2005
From a forwarded email:
Here are a few new plays on words, some of them absolutely
brilliant, for all you lovers of the English language.
The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financiall y impotent for an indefinite period.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming
only things that are good for you.
Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come very quickly.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beel zebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom
at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit
you're eating.
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