Show Your Bum Joke
Email warns that a man supposedly conducting a survey may come to your door and ask to see your bum (Full commentary below
(Submitted via email, 2004)
Generally, I hate the hoax warnings that get sent around, but I have to
admit that this one is important.
Please protect everyone you know by sending this to your entire email
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and
asks you to show him your bum, do not show him your bum.
This is a scam - he only wants to see your bum.
This satirical little number pokes fun at email hoaxes and those who avidly forward them without letting unimportant side issue like THE TRUTH get in the road.
Mind you, I think I've detected a pearl of wisdom in this little piece!
If a man comes to your door and asks you to show him your bum, he might only want to see your bum! So I'd suggest that you check his credentials carefully before you go ahead and rip them there jeans down ok??
SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST.
I hate those hoax e-mail warnings, but this one is important.
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey
and asks you to show him your boobs, DO NOT show him your boobs.
This is a scam. He only wants to see your boobs.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.
I hate people who forward these hoax warnings as much as anyone, but this one is important!
Send this warning to all of the men on your e-mail list!
If a young lady comes to your front door saying she is conducting a survey on Rocky Mountain ticks and asks you to take off your clothes, do not do it!
This is a scam; she only wants to see you naked!
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now!
Write-up by Brett M.Christensen